Local Teen Sad Summer Job Cleaning Pools Hasn't Led To Single Affair With MILF
THE POOL- Covid-19 dashed many dreams this summer and left one local teen, and his balls, feeling blue. Bobby Johnson, a high school senior and virgin with lofty and high-minded goals, wanted to turn his mundane summer job cleaning pools into the summer of love with some on-the-job “training” However, his hopes were dashed as the sun set on another season with nary a tryst.
“I really thought this was the summer it would happen. I mean, it’s not like I didn’t study hard. I watched The Graduate over forty times, bought new jean shorts and tube socks, and my Dad even gave me something he called 'Hey Karate', some kind of cologne he insisted was a sure thing.”
Johnson is looking forward to striking out with girls his own age this fall as a freshman at State College, where he’s set to major in Women’s Studies.
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